Trending: Musings on Fat Asses: The Musical – May 20, 2018

Fat Asses: The Musical has returned to dish out a second helping of sass with a side of empathy and plenty of hilarity to satisfy any theatergoer’s hunger for an original (!) musical with a message. This production, which closed yesterday afternoon, was an updated version of the production, written by Peter Zachari, music and lyrics by Zachari and Damon Maida, which also played at the Theater for The New City in 2013 (check out my blog about that production here).



[Usual disclaimer: Regular readers will know that I’m good friends with Peter Zachari and choreographer Joey Mirabile; I’m also credited in the Executive Producer’s Circle for this production in the playbill. I’ve been a fan and supporter of Peter and Joey for many years and believe in their works, which give those often overlooked (and oftentimes ridiculed) a voice, and present them as complex people, and not as stereotypes. The musings are my own, and will most likely not be as objective as expected.]


The plot remains intact, with new songs and some revisions that comment on current event issues such as gun control, the #metoo movement and the ubiquitous nature of social media. The quartet of Margaux, Candy, Lacey, and Dusty fight for their right to be heard, and to be appreciated as individuals, and while doing so, realize their place in the world. Amid the social commentary are the customary pop culture references (and a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it reference to another Zachari production). A new aspect of the production design lies in the large projection screen that doubles as a backdrop and a window into the outside world. This production’ cast was astounding, playing their role without falling into stereotypes (at least not without a purpose). Emily Jewell (Margaux), Sydney Blair (Candy), Lori Funk (Dusty) and Itanza Wooden (who reprises her role as Lacey) had great rapport with one another, and held their own against Amandina Altomare, who played Meredith with the right blend of contempt and vulnerability.


As with the original production, I enjoyed the show’s originality and the updates addressed current event issues with the seriousness it deserves, without making it overly political. I sincerely hope this show makes it uptown (or more importantly Midtown) off-Broadway or perhaps Broadway someday.



Fed Up!: Thoughts and Musings on Fat Asses The Musical – March 24, 2013

Everybody has a fat ass: for some it’s a physical aspect of their body composition, for others it’s the emotional baggage they carry in their minds and in their hearts. Then there are those who have a bit of both – the issues of weight and the stigma attached to it are at the core of Fat Asses The Musical, currently playing at the Theater For the New City, located in the East Village, for a limited run from now through May 31st, music and lyrics by Peter Zachari and Damon Maida, book by Peter Zachari.

Fat Asses the Musical

[Brief Disclaimer: Once again, for the sake of full disclosure, I must state that Peter is a good friend of mine, having first met him two years ago when I saw Parker and Dizzy’s Fabulous Journey to the End of the Rainbow at the New York International Fringe Festival, of which he had not only written, but had also directed and starred. I am also good friends with cast member (and choreographer) Joey Mirabile, who was also in Parker and Dizzy, so my thoughts and musings may not be as objective as in previous blogs, and this is the first time I’m writing a blog for a professional production created by friends I know (though I do hope this will not be the last time, as I do have other friends who are aspiring playwrights.]

This musical revolves around Margaux, Candy, Lacey and Dustine, four overweight women ridiculed and rejected by those around them, who just want to be acknowledged and appreciated for who they are regardless of their size. They decide to make their voices heard by focusing their sights on [fictional] fashion magazine Gaunt and holding its editor Meredith, and her assistant Foster hostage to spread their message. Secrets and plot twists abound and are revealed before all loose ends are resolved, and each finds their own inner peace for themselves. The production was fantastic, with sparse yet effective set design, and inventive choreography. The score was catchy with just the right mix of innuendo (and some profanity) and pop culture references, full of big, brassy showstoppers such as “Check Here”, as well as tender, heartfelt ballads such as “Loving You Is a Dying Art”.

The cast was astounding, bring the right amount and balance of sassiness and emotion to their roles. Central to the ensemble were the quartet of “Fat Asses”: Heather Lee Anderson as naive and non-confrontational Candy, Jane Aquilina as combative, no-nonsense Dustine, Kelly Teal Goyette as world-weary and put upon Margaux, and Itanza Wooden as sassy, brassy Lacey.  Rounding out the cast is Caitlin McGinty as Meredith, Joey Mirabile as Foster, and Elise Castle as various other roles, all of whom brought such energy and heart in their performances.

Fat Asses Cast

I thoroughly enjoyed this show for its originality, a somewhat dying art in theater these days, as most musicals that end up on Broadway and off-Broadway are adaptations of other source material or jukebox musicals and having at its center full-bodied women who are complex characters who are not there to be the butt (pun fully intended) of any jokes. Thoughtful and entertaining, Fat Asses the Musical has the potential to have a life after this off-off Broadway run, especially with such a fantastic score and message of letting go of one’s baggage, whether it be physical or emotional.

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